I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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