In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I need moral support for this bender
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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