Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
