Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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