absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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