i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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