Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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