Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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