New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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