You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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