My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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