I am spending my child support on dildos
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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