I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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