is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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