i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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