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Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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