Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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