we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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