Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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