4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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