Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
