so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I am naked and annoyed.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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