We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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