My brain says no but my pants say off.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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