I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize