Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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