Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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