Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
