I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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