Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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