I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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