It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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