I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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