I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Randomize