he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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