Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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