I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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