ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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