But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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