i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
As shirtless as possible
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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