K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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