Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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