Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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