The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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