Sry I called you an 8
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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