it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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