you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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