I hate your face
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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