I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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