Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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