I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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