Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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