so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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