five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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