Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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