At least make sure they are 18
Why
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
